The Dark Bomb!

After being force fed the hype surrounding “The Dark Knight” and watching with interest how the movie studios used the death of ‘Heath Ledger” who plays the Joker in this movie to their benefit, I thought I would go see what the fuss is all about. So I went to the local video store and…

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Disaster at wah ordinance factory

Twin suicide bombers struck the Pakistan Armies largest ordinance complex today. There are about 70 people dead and many more are injured. Two suicide bombers exploded themselves at the gates of this highly sensative complex  just as the workers were coming out to go home. Thank god they did not get inside or it would…

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What happened to Nayyar Zaidi?

WASHINGTON: A veteran Pakistani journalist, Nayyar Zaidi, has been charged with attempted child molestation in the United States. While Zaidi insists that the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has framed him, press reports published in Ohio newspapers, the state where he is in prison since March 20, say that he was arrested in Jackson Township,…

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Asif tests positive yet again

Muhammad Asif the hope of Pakistan’s bowling attack which turned dope when he tested positive for banned substances a year ago has yet again tested positive for taking banned substances. I speak of Asif’s much awaited B sample which has shown traces of the same drug that he was charged with taking. Surprisingly Asif is…

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People’s Demand #1

Hey guys, yeh you who are now in power? There is no one left to blame your shortcomings on anymore. So lets have it? The demand of the entire population of this country now is to bring back the original judiciary. Wonder how long they will take to achieve this one? Oh and by the…

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A New Chapter

It is not often in this country that an individual who seized power by a coup resigns and leaves his post voluntarily. Even under immense pressure by the impending impeachment the general could have chosen to fight it out and while doing so dragged Pakistan’s name through some more ill needed muck and shame. That…

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The last roar?

The Great General, Mr Commando, is going to speak to the nation at 1pm today in about an hour and a half.  Everyone seems to be abuzz with the news that he is going to resign.  Seems that a  Saudi private jet is standing at chaklala to take him away to a life of safety…

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Hajj woes

As cries of impeach and safe passage resound in the air for our Great General, & our political glitterati come on the media to proclaim the sensitivity of this time for our nation it is interesting to note what is going on in the assemblies. The provincial assembly of Punjab in its last session ground…

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