Email @#up

The language at the bottom is  Welsh and reads “I am not in the office at the moment. Please send any work to be translated.” This apparently happened as someone emailed a welsh person for translation and the return back was not the solution but an auto message. What did they say about the welsh…

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Terror in Ziarat

A massive earthquake has hit Pakistan yesterday morning in the Ziarat region, 60 km to the north east of Quetta. According to eyewitness reports entire villages have been flattened as the initial shocks were 6.4 on the Richter scale and after shocks around 6.2 and 6.1 which were felt in the afternoon in the same…

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Backward planning

In most countries of the world leaders engage in forward planning to negotiate and bring in prosperity whilst they are in office. Pakistani politicians however are caught between a rock and a hard place as our media tells us.   Personally instead of blaming everyone from top to bottom I  cannot recall when we were…

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Jahil online

On 30th October 1947 Qaid E Azam the founder of Pakistan and the greatest leader we have ever said the following on reaching Lahore where several brutal acts were committed against minorities. “We have, undoubtedly, achieved Pakistan and that too without bloody war and practically peacefully by moral and intellectual force and with the power…

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Daneen “enterprise with conscience”

Recently the Oxford youth business development organization held a contest for young entrepreneurs and their mentors in this region of the world to pick a business venture along the following criteria What is the ventures quality of business planning? I.e. have the team developed a focused and viable plan for implementation success What is the…

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Achmed the dead terrorist

Totally non pc but so hilarious I have seen it like 10 times already and I cannot stop laughing. Note to viewer if you are a conservative Muslim this is when you press the big x up there…enjoy 😉 Credits : Jeff Dunham

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Metrosexuality goes nuts

Its very common in today’s world to commercialize the needs of a “metro sexual” man and sell him everything from designer briefs to designer gadgets and ties all at the expense of his large bank balance and causing even more inflation of his over inflated ego. Personally I feel objectified catagorized and over exploited!! The…

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Autumn

I am picking up apples from the garden. Again. I have given bags of the fruit away to everyone who wants them, but still they tumble from the tree. Sometimes they even have the audacity to fall on me as I am gathering their compatriots beneath, the little green bastards. But still it feels like…

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