Seige at Manawan, Lahore

Another day dawns in Pakistan with a new attack on our country and people. This time the target is in Eastern Pakistan, a Police academy outside Lahore situated on the way to the Wagah India/Pak border. According to unconfirmed reports the attackers were dressed in police uniforms and broke in with automatic weaponry and hand…

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Laal’s Response to NFP

By Taimur Rahman Recently Nadeem Farooq Piracha wrote an article that was very critical of Laal. It seemed from the article that he had neither heard the CD before writing the article nor did he bother to verify any of his claims from any member of Laal. The main objection that he raised was about…

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Sharif brothers damned by supreme court

In a true comedy of errors the supreme court of Pakistan has delivered the verdict of Nawaz Sharif and Shahbaz Sharif both being ineligible to take part in elections in this country. The hilarious part is that this judgment comes after Shahbaz sharif has “taken part” in the last elections and is the “current” Chief…

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The saudi lingerie affair

Few can do weird like the Saudi’s can and this new saga is just another addition to their weirdness. An uproar is now in affect in this nation of god because women have started a campaign to ban “male sales clerks” in lingerie stores all across Saudi Arabia. The campaign is not the funny bit…

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Moobs anyone?

I have the funniest news for you lot, seem that men with cases of moobs are increasing every year. Moobs are basically man boobs or man breasts which are a result of either fat in the breast area of men, or a peculiar condition called Klinefelter’s Syndrome – having an extra “X” chromosome – also…

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Pakistani taliban ban music in buses

We have heard about schools for girls being shut down and even shopping being banned for women in the troubled North of Pakistan by the head “creepy crawlies” the Taliban. However they have surpassed all heights now by banning all music and videos shown in public buses in their held territories. Yes sir transport owners…

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