We want our weekend back!

There used to be a time when in this great nation of ours, one would get both Friday and Saturday off as a weekend. Friday for the religious sake, as Friday prayers are involved and all, and sunday as an official break. Then came the 20th century and Nawaz Sharif deemed it uneccessary to have…

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Geert Wilder speaks on “Fitna” his movie.

Now that youtube has been unbanned, although the reason for it has been removed, which was Mr Geert Wilders video against Islam called “Fitna”. We here in Pakistan can get a look at what this idiot is preaching. I do not call him an idiot because he is voicing his opinion or engaging in his…

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YouTube Blocked!!

For the last few hours “youtube” has been blocked in Pakistan. The order to block the website by the PTA is because someone has uploaded an objectionable video by none other than Geert Wilders (the infamous dutch politician) who has gone on another one of his anti Muslim/anti quran rants in it. Perhaps it is…

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To Go or Not to Go… that is the question

Right now our great leader is pondering what the hell just happened on Feb 18th, yes he was all for free and fair elections but not bloody this! Right now Chaudery Shujahat has no clue what he has said in his post election speech. Right now the winners of our elections are plotting to make…

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Election Report, Further Updated

It is now 10:25 pm on Election day here in Pakistan. So far the results coming in (tentative) as they are being repeatedly called by all the news channels indicate the following very important facts 1) The religious parties are losing big time, they have lost a lot of credibility due to their alleged links…

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Election Report, Updated

It is now 6 Pm in Pakistan, a full hour after election day coming to a close. Till now there have been only some incidents of violence and alleged rigging. Many people have by now come on air and expressed the fact that they were more than satisfied by what they have witnessed, this includes…

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Election Report, NA 252, Karachi

After waking up at about 11am(its a holiday after all), i and my family proceeded after breakfast and a customary news glance to our local polling station. Our area is Sharfabad, the Halka NA 252 and the city Karachi. I was quite pleasantly shocked to witness total calm, the neighborhoods families were all walking to…

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16.02.08

2 Days left to elections now!!! Where have i been you ask??? well i got the urge to suddenly jettison myself from this digital life and go work on something i have been meaning to for ages. I started a novelette. What is that you would ask? well its a book, but in an abridged…

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To My Sweet Valentine

Very soon the streets of my city will be lined with red. No no i speak not of blood people, they shall be lined with glass windows full of red hearts and chocolates and roses &  god knows what else to celebrate that holiday of eternal love. The great and mushy Feb 14th, Valentines day….

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Desi Women & What Not To Say To Them

Men are often referred to as “dirty rotten scoundrels” by the general population of desi women everywhere. They are torn apart for lying about the smallest of things, but expected to lie about their mates weight and beauty everyday. They are always blamed for having a one track mind but are castrated the moment, their…

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