Storms

There will be storms tonight. I pull on my jacket and hurry up the garden to pick the beans for tea. Already the wind is grasping at the plants, tugging them away from the safe anchor of their pots. Above, the sky is leaden and empty; the birds gone home to roost. Back in the…

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“I am also human” – President Pervaiz Musharraf

The phone beeps – *Mushy’s being impeached..go put on geo..NOW*… Frantic flicking through channels, not knowing what to expect, and there sits Musharraf giving his last address. And after a while of listening to how,In the calmest possible tone, he points out, sector by sector, things have improved… how in each area, we drastically rose…

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A New Chapter

It is not often in this country that an individual who seized power by a coup resigns and leaves his post voluntarily. Even under immense pressure by the impending impeachment the general could have chosen to fight it out and while doing so dragged Pakistan’s name through some more ill needed muck and shame. That…

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Slicktop does it again

He set the ball rolling with the famous “scaaatland yaard” and now his voice displays the same venom with his call to arms against “General Mushaaaaaraaaaaf” an impeachment to take place of the great general if he does not take a vote of confidence from the newly elected parliment. Do i think the general will…

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The twinkling stars fade

Watching the twinkling stars fade into a new dawn, Through the frosted glass and sigh… Sleeping forms lay breathing soundly still, Green lights flicker in the dark, steadying against will… Bathed in those harsh flourescent hues, Tired eyes scan the horizon, a sea of blue… The sky is aglow with the first signs of light,…

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Silent rain dripping into the bottomless night.

Two figures walk in the dark night. The crunch of gravel defies the heavy stillness in the monsoon air. Crawling creepers outline vacant garages, their open doors resonate the echo of crickets in the lush surroundings.. The walls continue, on and on, the empty pitch black panels make them like gaping toothy smiles on the…

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My favourite politician

I now present to you the reason why i consider Mr Lalu Prasad Yadav to be my favorite politician. Not only is he spontaneous and does not bumble unlike some of our very own side parted hero’s but he knows how to deal with any situation. He is the D in drama and the C…

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Making dubya look good

I think it is perhaps Pakistan’s singular honor that we have increduosly managed to even make Dubya look like a harvard professor in comparison with our own umm…bumbler. Consider the following from the amazing DC tour by our PM Mr Gillani [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMMvY3XRCWw&feature=related] This from the ranks of a party which has always been known for…

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How much is too much?

I think today is the day for weird and comedic news, first i came across the vulture shindig being organized by the Nepalese government and then this latest barn burner. Apparently a member of the religious police in Saudi Arabia has now been accused of having six wives at the same time. Please note however…

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The Vulture Restaurant

When i first came across this tid bit of news I thought they might be referring to our National Assembly hahahahaha pfftt. This is not the case however and the “Vulture Restaurant” is quite authentic. Gross as it sounds it is a small grassy area which has been dedicated as a vulture feeding ground for…

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