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Coffee Grounded

Where dining in today’s Karachi is a hotch potch of upscale eateries and coffee houses in which one has to empty their pockets to have a few cups of coffee or dinner, the Karachi of yesteryear had a thriving café culture at very affordable prices.

I speak of the 40’s and the 50’s where Pakistan was still a relatively new country and very attractive to migrants from all over the world including Iran. Iranis thronged to Karachi in those days to set up many café’s and bakeries here. I was not born to experience that era of Karachi but often delve into discussion with one of my uncles Farooq who along with the rest of this city was a frequent visitor to these restaurants, some of which he still recalls with a bit of awe in his voice.

Most Irani café owners that are still struggling to maintain their existence today concur with him that the first Irani café pioneer was Boman Abadan who set up Abadan tea shop in empress market as early as 1882. He was actually the one to make a small fortune from tea serving in those days and much more right after partition when the refugees from India arrived in the newly promised land. Tea drinking was a more popular pastime back in those days than  smoking sheesha is today and my uncle whose total pocket money for the month used to be 7.5 rupees often wandered outside Café George (established in the 1940’s and the frequent haunt of the aristocracy at the post partition time) All the top businessmen and bureaucrats of the city would hang out at George’s where upon sitting one would be greeted by a smartly dressed waiter in uniform who would put a three layered steel carrier filled with pastries and pattice and such delights on the table before he would take your order. This was off course a much vibrant and economically sound Karachi and tea at George’s was nothing short of a small fortune of 1 rupees. Ginger ale was 4.5 anas and a refreshing drink of Nasarwanji lime would cost 4 anas. Obviously some of this fare along with tea was available at many other Irani cafes in the city but George’s was the place to be. In my uncle’s words as his eyes reflect of good times in his youth, “it was an honor to be seated there”, so much so that sometimes he preferred to walk home from school rather than take public transport to save up for this experience.

IMG00392-20090914-1457Another Irani café very popular at that time was Café Fredricks. Its popularity was established by the fact that it was the first “west open” cafe of the city with a garden up front for seating. It also had a proper wine bar on the first floor and was licensed to sell alcohol. Yes this was a time when this city was far more secular than it is today and people could have their drink when they wanted instead of standing outside permit shops in cars like we see today. A lot of things were tolerated in café culture at that time and most Irani restaurants were the hub of political and social discourse as everyone headed to them after a hard day’s work, comparable to the pubs one speaks of when mentioning the landscape of a city like New York or London.

At one time in the late 50’s there were a total of about 100 Irani café’s and bakeries thriving in Karachi. Other notables on this list included Khairabad tea house on chundrigarh road, Café Jehangir, Café Darakshan, Café Pehlvi, Café High Class, Café Iqbal, Café India, Café Eros and Café Momineen. Then came the 60’s and the sadder/downtown area which was the hub of the tea drinking and café culture started to become unfashionable as more and more people moved out to different residential societies in Clifton, P.E.C.H.S and so on. This was also the time when rents started going up, another major factor in the closure of many of these public haunts. The incident at Fredrick’s in 1968 when the wine shop was burnt down by students led to firm affirmation in many Irani’s minds that it was time to say goodbye to this city by the sea.  Many left these shores to go back to the Yazd region of Iran where they had arrived from with dreams of a better life. Many were also forced to close down because their new generation was not interested in running old and rickety establishments with wooden partitions and tables as their ancestors who were simple farmers did. Education it seems can also wipe out culture as quickly as expenses can. The hyper escalation of property prices in Karachi’s downtown also served to play havoc with the fortunes of these establishments. As with the most of them being on the old “pugree” system landlords noticing the billions that their properties could fetch sold them to better clients like banks. I personally witnessed the death of Café Momineen on M.A Jinnah Road at the hands of a bank last year.

IMG00388-20090914-1439Still there are some Irani Café’s in operation today and along with George’s the Khairabad tea house on I.I Chundrigarh road is still a favorite for old hacks and wanna be new ones like yours truly to grab a reasonable lunch. The things to have are still the same as they were back in the day, namely a piping hot cup of tea/coffee and chelo kebab which you can still buy for a 100 rupees. Their owners are struggling with the demands of today’s customers for a much cleaner and air conditioned environment, however they cannot serve the food they do at the prices they have with all those extra expenses. Thus they are trying to survive at best, perhaps hoping that the cities youth will visit them when they hanker for a little bit of tradition along with their meal of the day.

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As published in The Friday Times 25/9/2009

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Vanishing parks of Karachi

When I was growing up in Karachi around the 1980′s we used to come back from school, have lunch and then cycle to the nearest park to play cricket or soccer to our hearts delight till the sun went down. Carefree days indeed and one misses them sometimes. However these days all three of the parks near my house have been deemed unplayable due to a single reason. They are now places of worship and thus the pitches have been removed. One of them has a walking track now but that also has hours and is shut off when the call for prayer issues.

Much has been written about the illegal encroachment of parks by various vested development schemes and what not, but today dear reader I would like to draw your attention to the fate of parks which have been swallowed up by the bearded brigade.

Masjid E Tayyaba

Masjid E Tayyaba

It usually starts with austere members of our clergy approaching the relevant administration of the area and then getting permission to build a mosque adjacent or inside a park. Obviously this is not a problem as who would say no to a mosque right? Well Soon after this the members of the newly commissioned place of prayer go around in the neighborhood informing the residents that instead of 2 mosques within 500 feet of their homes they will now have three. Again they are usually met with nods as people in Pakistan are quite soft hearted towards religion. Soon a structure is raised in the green space and starts catering to the people coming there for leisurely activity or sports. All’s well so far but after a few years the same structure is then increased to include a seminary as there is such demand for new madrassahs and so much supply of cash to finance them. Thus the mosque expands and lo and behold is now occupying quite a bit of the green space. Next come the shops, and the place of worship and imparting religion then becomes a wee bit commercial. Now here is the cu de grace, not only are these shops then rented out to various businesses but they start chalking and cutting up bits and pieces of the park to make approach towards their income slightly convenient. Hence the public park is now a religious center of learning a mosque and a shopping center all rolled into one.

Sooner or later the pretext of “noise” from children playing in the park during prayer time comes into the limelight and the clergy then extols the virtues of having a peaceful ambiance for people to concentrate upon religion in. Thus the next step is either the banishment of playing activities from the park by neighborhood clergy patrols which go door to door and “request” the neighbors to tell their kids to play in their houses as the people praying are being disturbed. The few that dare to disobey the divine are then met with cold stares and in some cases more.

In this way the public park thus ceases to act for its purpose, although it is still there in all its greenery one cannot play sports their or walk around in the grass in view of members of the opposite sex, that is if they still dare to come to the mosques park without donning the proper hijab/abaya of their choice.

Storming the concert, Dawn

Storming the concert, Dawn

This is not all, there have been various instances in recent times when clergy members from the adjacent mosques have threatened park visitors in parts of Karachi with dire consequences if they see so much as a female ankle in full view and have even stormed a concert or two on account of too much noise coming from it. With sticks in hand and menace galore they have managed to clear out these parks from all seekers of harmless fun because they assume it is their divine right to do so. Even if the park/public space has been hired by the organizers from the relevant body with full permission. As was the case in the last “valentines day concert” held at “nisar shaheed park” in the D.H.A area of Karachi. The concert had to be abandoned because no civic authority was willing to stand in the way of the march of righteousness. Where exactly is the huqooq ul ebad so stressed in the qur’an gone from these people? Or is their religion selective to the people they think it applies to now?

Many people claim this is the talibanization of Karachi in one form. I however think that this is not talibanization but opportunism being exercised by clergy members of organized religion to have their way with public property without paying a single cent for it. Up till now over 44 parks of this city have been encroached upon by mosques and the prime example of this is the 105 year old Jehangir park of saddar which for 50 years served as a site for pentengular cricket tourneys between teams from every corner of this city. The first encroachment on this park was also in the shape of the Al shalay mosque which chopped off an entire corner. Thus and the saga continues as everyone in the relevant government bodies and the neighborhoods are too scared of being damned to hell, lest they intervene in the mosques grand design for their area.

The situation in my personal residential area is now so unique that at the time of prayer we hear the muezzins call from three different mosques

mosque in D.H.A from Zak's flicker

mosque in D.H.A from Zak's flicker

all within earshot of one another. Each one of them having enough space to occupy the pure of the neighborhood in their entirety. Right now in Ramazan the biggest park of the area has been set aside for taravih prayers. The central road of the neighborhood blocked for all traffic from 9:30 pm to 1am and our lanes filled with people parking where they damn well please because they are going to pray and can do whatever they want to. I do not think there is any harm in praying or building a mosque to fulfill the needs of an area, but can’t this be done with some modicum of planning?

Whether we care about it or not green space has to be a vital percentage of the inhabited living area in any city in the world. New York which is often regarded by some of us as an equivalent to our city in its smog, pollution, traffic jams etc has a green space as percentage of the city area of 25%, that is out of 194,115  total acres the city boasts 49,854 acres of parks. It also boasts green space of 6.2 acres per 1000 residents. Not that we in Karachi have any sort of data like this, but can you begin to even calculate dear reader how many acres of green space do we have per 1000 residents here? On top of all this the already available green space and amenity plots are being poached in-between the land and the religious mafia, to an end which will be both dry and horribly dusty.

So the next time you see videos or read articles of how the children of Karachi are passionate about  cricket to the extent that they play it in the streets, remember that they do so only out of helplessness as the parks that were once theirs are now no more.

As published in The Friday Times on 18/9/2009

The monster within

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A few days ago I was standing at a signal on the junction of  Tariq Road and Bahadurabad when a few street urchins, all young approached my car window. After giving them what alms I could spare I watched in true horror as one of them, a girl around 9 strode over to the next car and the driver instead of helping her, tried to con her into sitting with him in the car. His intentions were written on his face, and they were not very saintly.

Scenes like these are common place all over Pakistan, in our urban centers even more than the rural ones. Obviously me and a few other motorists got down and made her move away from his vehicle to which he claimed to be “only giving her a lift”. Aside from all  this ” so called helping”  the underlying problem still remains, in fact it is not so much a problem but a rampant disease which has spread like a viral across this land.

Child Labor is an unchecked monster in Pakistan. From the fields to the carpet factories to the textile industry, child labor is both rampant and cherished because of its high output and lower costs. Much has been said and written about this problem but witnessing it in action on the streets and signals of Karachi is something that tears you apart.

The worse part is that our society is a contributor to this disease rather than an eradicator of it. We all tend to turn the other cheek because we claim that it is better than begging or prostitution but we do not realize that both these ills go hand in hand with this labor age. Obviously a kid is a kid whether forced to work or something else, they usually give in to an authority figure for whatever ghastly task they want them to perform.

Poverty and the states unwillingness to help those who live in total squalor also gives penchant and efficiency to this evil. There is no solution to this other than the fact that we must as a society act together.  There are several NGO’s working to combat this problem but child labor will never go away until we chose to go without it!! Not only must we ban it from our shops and factories and offices but we must also see that it does not exist in our home. Yes, not even in the little daughter of our bua who sometimes helps out with the dishes. We should not permit it, in fact we should try to educate the next generation of the people who work for us as sweepers and gardeners and masis so that they can be empowered to be more than an exploited class.

This is not going to be easy off course, because we an affluent class have been exploiting these people for generations as solutions to our laziness. Which well provided for house in Pakistan does not have its chotas? When will we allow these chotas a chance to become something?

Rather than tut tut about it when we read it in magazines, we must act. These children have no choice as they have to earn for their families survival, we must as a god fearing society provide them an alternative to this life of misery. Failure to do so will lead to further ruthlessness and exploitation and will mean that the future of Pakistan, its masses are reduced to either just slaves in sweat shops or beggars on the roads.

The ways to act are several. We can sponsor children for education. We can make sure they do not have to earn the measly money we can donate to their families to keep them in school. A few friends abroad have gotten together and have started taking care of the children of  servants in their entire neighborhood in Pakistan. We can all take part in this privately, there is no need for fanfare, this is for our nation and its future.

Act now, before it is too late.

Commercializing god

When Faisal Qureshi first spoke to me about this picture my initial reaction was that of indifference, as Pepsi cola Pakistan did construct this monument in the first place. However upon seeing it I am stuck inbetween a feeling or revulsion and disdain.

Why must we treat our monuments this way? If we are so hell bent in making everything commercial why make a monument at all? Why not have a  giant pepsi bottle on allah wali chowrangi instead?

As for people who are going to say that this is not a national monument. Allah wali chowrangi was named thus for a reason folks.

To see it turn into Blue Allah Wali chowrangi does something to you. It makes you cringe as yet another symbol of Karachi is consumed at the alter of commercialism!!

Cricket: science & skills

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When the Pakistan team won the 20 20 world cup it was as usual against all odds. No one expected us to be even there in the finals but we were and to the joy of the entire nation we swept aside the Sri lankan’s quite clinically. Back home people went mad as this was a burst of good news and cheer after such a long period of doom and gloom. Fireworks exploded, people danced and routines were broken to give surge to a spirit of patriotism we saw carry on for some time.

The next task was off course the tour of Srilanka and a chance for Pakistan to prove once and for all to the entire world that they had what it took. However instead of riding on the wave of optimism and confidence in their abilities back home, they threw away two chances in the first two test matches to win. Having done that the glib smiles vanished from the faces of players and fans alike. The crusted ones (ex captains) came out with the old daggers and started twisting them in the teams back. In all fairness Pakistan did claw back to lose the test series 3-2 but with this loss the polish of the 20 20 certainly faded away and our team is left exposed once more as a unit both fragmented and in total disarray.

Not only this but there were reports of bookies being spotted by Pakistani players in their team hotel. A matter which ICC has investigated and cleared Pakistan on so before anyone raises that banner let me point out its been done and dusted. Although the predicament of our team needs thorough examination and to my mind the following points must be examined thoroughly and with impunity

Rivalry and Cliques

The Pakistan team seems to have been a patient of this disease for a long time and have always needed a strong captain to remove any unwanted stigmas and rivalries by ruling with an iron hand. Yunis Khan to me does not seem to be a character of strength in this regard for it is quite clear that there are some issues between him and some old players in the camp on whose return to the team infighting is the norm. Either we give our current captain a full chance by removing the menaces from within or we remove him to have a leader who can take control of the entire team.

The need for cohesive strategy

Obviously since we have won the world 20 20 in some style there is no doubt as to our ability on the field in the limited version of the game. However we cannot pretend to be world champions till we dominate all aspects of the game and for that our strategy cannot be the same as 20 20. I know I am stating the obvious here but it seems that every time there is a pressure situation on field we tend to try to hit our way out of it. Test match cricket cannot be won like that. Yes that strategy has been put to the task and used successfully by Australian teams in the past but then they had the services of a Waugh, Ghilcrist, Hayden, Ponting type batsmen which we certainly do not. When Javed miandad was coach there was a good strategic plan of slowly building up a batting innings and I think that suits our natural style of play rather than going at it from the first ball.

Proper support personal

Cricket is as much a game of science now as it is of skill so although I do not have up to the minute knowledge of the teams scientific support staff I can venture at least as far as to say that it is certainly not up to the mark of the more tech oriented teams like England and Australia or South Africa for that matter. Now by tech I do not mean coaches with laptops but a proper nutrition and exercise regime according to the needs of every player which is monitored by a personal trainer as well as a team physician.  Yes I know I am talking of a third world cricket team here but please dear reader do have a look at some of the profits the PCB makes and it will be clear upon thee that we are not as much worse for wear as we think. We can certainly afford to keep our players fit and provide them with the latest equipment and staff to do so. Either we do that or we do not expect them to perform at the levels of the teams outlined above because they really cannot do it on skill alone.

Player wages

Cricket is a full time job and it is sad to see our players endorsing wavering land schemes and doing part time jobs to make ends meet. Is it too unreasonable a request for our playing 11 to have their financial needs taken care off? I do realize we might not be able to pay like England and Australia does or else people might leave banks to play cricket here. However we can at least give them a decent amount? So that they can stop worrying about their families and concentrate on making a good and decent living from the game itself?

Our fans are one of the most loyal and unwavering bunch present in world cricket. This is why we still see wild celebrations all over the country when the team wins anything at all. Thus I feel that it is up to the team and the management now to really live up to our expectations, else cricket could go the way of hockey as well in the future.

As published in The Friday times on Sep 11th 2009

About writing

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

- Douglas Adams

Writing, whether for a living or for passion involves deadlines. They might be set by an editor or by one self but they nearly always in my own personal case, go by without me being able to perform.

To people this might seem like a lazy joke. Sometimes I am asked to write on one thing or the other but what they do not understand is that I do not control the pen, rather it controls me. There are a myriad of examples out there in our times and before them of people who wrote a single master piece and they could not write any more. I believe it is because their pen had no words left.

Writing is and always will remain a mystery for me. Perhaps in my capacity for words I am over romanticizing the concept, but the reality often stares me in the eye, in the shape of a blank word processor screen.  I cannot write on demand! Yes for the longest time I have written direct on the word processor, no drafts no scribblings, my pen seems to have acquired a taste for tech and its exhibitionism for sharing.

It is not a tap I can turn on and off, it is not like an artists brush that once dipped in paint will put something on canvas. The pen writes by itself and often when one is in the oddest of situations. This is why there are several master pieces and plots saved on the back of restaurant tissues by writers worldwide. At times though one can wrest a bit of control from the pen and force it to shut up as one cannot simply write about anything they feel. Societies laws must be observed as well. However even then somewhere in the middle of the night the pen takes back control and writes out the writers insanity in any form that it pleases. Sometimes I cannot stop writing… at times I wish all I could do was write.

The pen i speak of is a writers soul, which consumes motivates and drives him or her, it is the love for the written word which is manifested on paper. It is the exaltation one feels when they see their name in print, it is also what drives writers mad.

I am but a servant of the pen, I am a candle burning at both ends.

Saad Khan tragedy, more revelations

This report was posted by Fahad Siddiqui the admin from the Facebook Group Say NO to Reality Shows

As promised, we are now publishing a conversation with one of the contestants / eyewitness of the Clear man show. For confidentiality purpose we can not disclose the names of the people who were involved in this conversation; however, we can assure you that the content of the entire discussion has not been exaggerated nor over-hyped while we are sharing it with all of you.

Read, digest & share your thoughts on this tragic incident which could surely have been avoided if basic precautionary measures could have have been taken while organizing the deadly stunt which took Saad Khan away from us.

Q: How was your relation with saad khan during the time you were together?

Participant: We were good friends since the time we met each other. Saad bhai was a great person; we got close in a very short time. He even told me his life story from his struggle to the upward trajectory of his career. We used to hang out together and have fun and play pranks with other fellows. In short it was a very joyful experience spending time with him.

Q. How was his performance throughout the show?

Participant: He was doing really well in whatever tasks he was given, in fact he was the best in all of us. It seemed like he will win the title of Clear Men, because he completely fitted in the image of the Clear Man which was defined by the sponsors. We were surprised when saad bhai entered the danger zone in the fashion show round.

Q: What kind of tasks were you all given throughout the show? Were there any other dangerous tasks in the game?

Participant: The tasks given were a combination of various stunts & other activities which were more personality driven. One of the task became the casue of participant’s death. How can i say that the tasks given were not dangerous……!

Q. Why did Saad get eliminated after the 4th episode?

Participant: He was eliminated when he was challenged to throw a ball into the basket which was 10 feet above the ground while first walking & then standing on an ice block .He got eliminated as he couldn’t complete the task successfully. We all got very disappointed by what happened. I was sad as I thought saad bhai would leave in a day or two.

Q. Were you aware that he was still there after his elimination? How did you react when you saw him on the wild card entry round?

Participant. Nobody knew that he was there in the same city. They kept him in a separate hotel. They even recorded his best wishes to all of us, they showed as if it was in Karachi sending us his best wishes and his experience with all of us together, and how he missed those days.

On 19th we were preparing for the other task on the set of the show, when we suddenly saw a tall figure coming towards us smiling… it was saad bhai… we hooted and danced in excitement, finally we got to meet him again, it was a big and a pleasant surprise for all of us. He was the life of the whole show; we used to miss him a lot.

Q. Did u know what task will be given for the wild card entry?

Participant: We were never told from before about the tasks we were supposed to perform. We used to be told on the spot what we had to do. At that very day we had been given a task that had 3 stages , first, we were supposed to run through the fire carrying a 7 kg sand bag, second, we had to jump into the pond and cross it and third and the last was to climb a rope.

Q: What exactly happened with saad?

Participant: Saad bhai cleared the first stage, which was running through fire; he jumped in the pond and swam…. When he reached the middle of the pond he suddenly turned and changed his style to backstroke, he looked troubled, we shouted and asked him to open his 7 KG back pack, and he struggled to open it. While struggling he yelled for help and disappeared in the water. When there was no response from him, we dived in the pond to look for him, but couldn’t find him as the water was very muddy and I came out. We started screaming and crying for help but there was no help around. After around 10 minutes his back pack came up floating on the water. The lifeguards came 10 – 12 minutes after the incident occurred and recovered saad bhai’s body.

Q: You mean to say that there was no professional help on the spot? No paramedics, no safety precautions, nothing at all?

Participant: Unfortunately No, there was nothing present over there, we were given the surety that the pond is not very deep. And there was only first aid help in case of injury! No professional divers no life guards and no snorkelers. We only realized it after this incident that during the 10 episodes a similar incident could have happened with any of the participants as pre-cautionary & safety measures were non-existent which we also never realized……!

Q: Were you surprised that brand names like Unilever , Mindshare & an indian and pakistan production house were involved in this show & still safety of the participants was kept as the last priority?

Participant: As i said earlier, we never realized that safety & pre-cautionary measures were not very robust. We never thought on these lines, maybe because of the comfort level we had on the big brand organizers, managers & sponsors which were associated with this show. I wish Saad Bhai would have remained eliminated in order to avoid all what happened. Negligence & carelessness was the cause of Saad bhai’s death.


Imran Khan’s political descent

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Imran Khan has been a political mystery I have been following for some time now. When he entered into politics at the end of his cricketing/social work career many people from all walks of life looked upon him as a symbol of hope. The reason for doing so lies in the fact that as a cricketer and a philonthrophist imrans record was par excellence. He was a man who had seen the world and was still honest enough for his word to be trusted, or so it seemed.

However his Tehreek E Insaf, has from its inception taking contradictory stand after stand to no avail. Initially their decision not to contest in the last elections was baffling in itself but their recent stands, first with the Taliban of Pakistan and then against whomever they could find in their heads that particular day are mind boggling to say the least.

To date Imran Khan and his party have, sided with Musharraf when he came into power then asked for his ouster and now rant against the NRO. Pleaded and fought on the street for the restoration of the judiciary but backed off in the end and claimed the movement was sold out. Sought evidence and vilified the MQM for its one man rule and every crime under the book but now call the 92 operation against it a cruelty.

I say Imran Khan and Tehreek E Insaf because the two cannot be seperated, even though there have been reports of clamor within the party ranks for a long promised internal election in may of 2009 according to reports. There is no election within PTI forthcoming as Imran says the party does not have enough political acumen himself. He also cites the same cause for them not contesting in the elections. In his words they are not ready.

So what exactly is Mr Khans agenda? Is he victim of the same “brown sahabiness” he has often quoted in his addresses on media by refusing to relinquish command. Or is he caught in the muck of politics without a port in sight, because his statements are getting more and more confusing by the day.

Some of you, dear readers might be by now thinking I have gone on some kind of crusade against Mr Khan. This I assure you is not the case at all, I am just thinking aloud as to what he means when he says the things he does. For by entering the life of  public service he is open to fair criticism right? Ok,  forget all the past examples of madness for a minute. PTI has a couple of days ago also threatened to act as the real opposition if the friendly opposition tactics of PML (N) with PPP continue. Someone please tell me how does the PTI plan to do this as they do not have a single seat in any house or august assembly in this land?

To me there is no use of sitting on media talk shows and ranting about this and that when you do not have the political nerve to enter the fray. What point is there of a party who has no office bearer in power in this land? I today ask the intellectuals who joined this party on the grand aim of bringing reform to Pakistan, what kind of reform can you bring in a system you are not even part off?

I think this is the beginning of the end of the PTI in Pakistani politics, not that they had much of a beginning anyway, unless the people within the party bring change in how it does its politics.

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The great saudi game

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I often go and read middle eastern blogs, and there are some great bloggers out there in the land of the sealed. The reason for doing so is rooted in the fact that the “royals” (what we shall refer to the Saudi high command as) have taken it upon themselves to constantly solve our problems from their coffers while seemingly blockading all their own societies problems from the rest of the world.

In other words their underlying mission statement seems to be:
We know best as we are the protectors of the two holy mosques of your religion, but we can’t tell you what goes on back home since we are as fucked up as you are from the inside.

So therefore being the curious soul I am I try to get the real picture of things in the kingdom.  Which is how I learned about the latest farce in the arab world or  the launch of the Naqa Tube, the Arabic version of youtube which is not considered halal enough for the Saudi authorities to let it run free in the country. So instead of listening to the voices from within their own society, they as usual prefer to silence them and crease them over with religious packaging. Twitter is also banned all over the good kingdom of god.

Still this is not what is really irking me today about the Saudis. What is really pissing me off is the fact that the Saudi’s have decided that since they do not have cultivable land and have to depend upon imports for their natural food supply they will now loot and plunder other countries fertile soil. Mainly us, the great brown slaves willing to sell anything under the sun or lease it at least for a few petro dollars.

In case you are still confused let me make it clearer. Saudi Arabia is in talks with Pakistan to lease an area of farmland nearly twice the size of Hong Kong in a bid to ensure food security, an official from Pakistan’s ministry of agriculture said on Tuesday.

The fact that we have people who are dying of hunger because they cannot afford food at its current exorbitant prices has off course been conveniently forgotten. So we are going to do what is best for us, give away millions of acres of sustainable farm land all over our country which could be used to cultivate crops to feed our own people.

But then who gives a damn about Pakistanis eh? Last time I checked our blood was red and a cheap brand compared to the blue of the Americans and the purple of the royals.

Long live the Kingdom!! Let us feed the Saudi’s until their greedy bellies burst!

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