Walking back to my car I am a crazy welter of anger, amusement, and being down right glad Iâ€™m me. Quote of the afternoon: â€œÂ£180? Thatâ€™s two thirds of a pair of shoes!â€ What f-ing planet are these women on, for goodnessâ€™ sake?
OK, let me go back to the beginning. One of the clubâ€™s committee members firmly believes that more women should be encouraged to watch cricket. In this, I wholeheartedly support her. However, what she really believes (although I donâ€™t think she even realises it) is that more women like her should watch cricket. So, with the clubâ€™s blessing, she organised a ladiesâ€™ champagne lunch.
When I first saw the advertisement I suffered a bad attack of self- righteousness. I remember Owen laughing at me.
â€œBut itâ€™s so patronising,â€ I told him. â€œTrying to bring women into cricket by offering a fashion show and a lunch most people canâ€™t afford.â€
And then he looked serious, and accepted my point.
I kept my head down, but finally, on Sunday, Committee Woman caught up with me and pinned me down to write about it. At least I managed to turn up after the lunch and the fashion show had finished, but the lady guests were still tottering around on their high heals, showing off their pretty frocks. I was, however, impressed that some of them had left the safety of the function room and were bravely sitting outside, watching the cricket. Until the very practical woman who had organised the fashion show put me right. â€œTheyâ€™re not watching the cricket,â€ she told me â€œTheyâ€™re topping up their tans.â€
I had already upset Committee Woman by telling her I thought the event was patronising and exclusive, but she couldnâ€™t work that out. Nor could she fathom that it might be more productive to arrange for an area of the ground where women who like to come and watch cricket but donâ€™t want to sit alone, could meet and chat. She couldnâ€™t understand that someone might be too shy to sit near someone and strike up a conversation out of the blue. Any more than she could comprehend that the Â£39 price tag for the lunch was beyond most peopleâ€™s budget. Â£39 is about the same amount as someone earning the minimum wage in Britain will take home after a day’s work.
But who was I to argue, in the face of 100 women showing up? Some actually were the cricketersâ€™ WAGS â€“ and others clearly wanted to be. None of them had to work on a Tuesday, most of them had Gucci handbags. Some of their friends couldnâ€™t make it because they were at Wimbledon, or were too tired after Ascot. And will any of them turn up to watch an ordinary county cricket game, or join the club as members? Unless they really think theyâ€™re going to catch a man, Iâ€™d not bet my house on it.
So what do I have to do now? Write up an article saying how great it all was, and how wonderful Committee Woman is. Sometimes, I wonder if this job is really worth the candle.
daym wish i was there and single…. i would imagine they would like a ruffian or two…tanned and all with their champagne
Faisal… you’re not taking this seriously! And I’m probably taking it too seriously…)
It is a matter to be taking seriously, Faisal is off course afflicted with the same disease most men in Pakistan are. That they are gods gift to women. I find such ladies mentioned in yr blog and their attitudes quite depressing here. There are many many kitty parties held by elitist aunties here in our country as well and specifically in Karachi, why most of the exorbitantly prices restaurants thrive on such socialites for lunch hour traffic!!
Whatever Sundus you just want yr own Gucci bag that’s all 😛
I WAS JOKING…..jeez why must everything i say be taken so literally.
Whatever Faisal, for some people there are things more important than gucci bags!
I do like the term ‘kitty parties’ – must remember it when pouring scorn on these people some time!
However the good news is that Committee Woman went behind my back to Owen’s boss at the club and showed them the emails I’d sent her on the subject. And he is at least paying lip service to taking my suggestions about how women who actually like sport can be encouraged to like cricket. We’ll see what happens.
In the meantime I’m giving Committee Woman and her cronies a very wide berth.
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