Kung Fu Fighting..

Watch closely, spy from amidst the run down beach huts…On the beach, amidst the litter dotted sands, we see two neon figures strolling the shore… One friend points out, hey check out the maila *psuedo-stud muffin*, he’s wearing a shirt to match your orange one… I look down at my brightly coloured t-shirt and blush… We take pictures of the scenery, the waves piling high, the sun beaming down from between the clouds…

When suddenly, while clicking… i realise.. WHATS THIS!!! one of the orange figures is running towards the other…

Suddenly, the other figure spins around, and delivers a swift kick towards the mans midsection…

We gasp with horror…. What is this? who are these people?! why are they fighting? martial arts? taekwondo?! what!!!!

Looking at our horrified faces, the two men laugh out loud and say…madam, pose please.. I looked at him in bewilderment… Madam, I pose, you pikture take please.. you show in newspaper ..we pose. you put in newspaper.

Finally understanding what the man is saying in his broken english, I throw my head back and laugh, and snap a picture…

Ladies and gentlemen….

Karachi beaches now have a new feature…

… we proudly present to you…..

LIFE GUARDS!!!

9 comments
  1. ahhh ! i’d rather daaaaaaiiiiii HAHAHA

    awwww noo!! baicharay, they play with their LIVES to save your ace, batty ! lol be nice :p :d

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