Attendees : MianGanja, General(retd) Mcdaddy, SlickTop, Kala Coat, Don(Via phone)
General (retd) McDaddy : Now look here, we need to discuss these things, I have something to say and I will say it now. Zara dekhen..ye press me jo aap log ulti sidhi baten karte hain, is se kuch nahi hota. Idhar beth ke ham sab ko faisla karma hay.
MianGanja : Hamey koi baat waat nai karni aap se, ham ne qom ka mandate lia hay, ham ne decide kia hay ke ham akhri moment tak democracy ko zaya nahin janey den ge magar ham ap ko bardasht nahi kar sakte.
General (retd) McDaddy: Kyun nahi kar sakte? Me tu aini sadar hun mujhe bhi tu mandate mila hay.
MianGanja: Aap America se dictation lete hain, ham se ye bardasht nahi hota. Ham kisi soorat qom ke zameer ka samjhota nahi kar sakte.
General (retd) McDaddy: Koi nahi hay, koi nahi hay jo ye keh sake ke Pakistan aik superpower nahi hay. Ham ne waqt ka dhara badla hay, aur Mian sahib aap bade amreeca ki baten kerte hain, jab Kargil hua that tu kaun bhaga tha white house, aaj kal tu sab ko aik hi baat pari hui hay ma’azi ko bhool jao. Me kuch nahi bhoolta, listen to me, mujhe sab yaad hay.
Slicktop : Ye aap log kis behas me par gain hain, ham ne shaheed Benazir ki soch ko aagay le ke jana hay, phir mat kehna agar hamare jazbat labraiz ho jayenn. Me apne party workers ko phir rok nahi sakun ga, phir na kehna Scaatland yard aa jaye ya koi chaa jaye zinda hay Bhutto zinda hay.
Kala Coat: ………….Goli lathi ki sarkar, nai chaley gi nai chaley gi
General (retd) Mcdaddy : Ab in ko dekho, in ko kaun samjhai in jaisay logon ko tu do teen hath laga denay chahyen
SlickTop : Please aap sab meri baat suniye ham sab ikhate huay hain, ham sab ko samjhota karna chahye, hamain aagey jana hay aur is ke liye ye ashad zaroori hay ke mere khilaf tamam cases maaf kiay jain takey me khul ke qaum ki khidmat kar sakun. “Stands up and pumps fists in air “zinda hay Bhutto zinda hayâ€
*Phone rings*
MianGanja clicks on speaker: Ji
Don : Asaaaaaalaaaaaaaaaaaaam Waliiiiiiiikuuuuuuuuuuum mere aziz bhaiyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
Chorus : Walikum Asallam Farmaiye
Don : Me tu bas….me tu bas ye kehna chahta hun…ke (sounds of sobbing) Slicktop bhaaaai aaap ka kia hoooo gaaaaa meri tu behan chali gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai
MianGanja : ap dekhen kam ki baat kijiye waqt bahut nazuq hay
Don : Arayyyyyyy tum mujhe yeeeee tu baataaaaaaaaaao ganjaaaay ke ye punjaaaab jo hay hamisha sindh ke prime ministers ke laaaaasheeeen kyon bejhta haaaaaaaay. Kia ye tumhara tohfa hay ham mazloom Karachi walon ke liyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yaaad rakhnaaaaaa yaaaad rakhnaaaaa *starts singing* kahyal rakhna, khayal rakhna… khayaaaaal rakhnaaaaaaa
General (retd) Mcdaddy: Aray Bhai aap ne tu kamal kar dia… now listen to me me ye kehta hun ke aap London me ja ke wapis kyun nahi aatay. Hamey yahan aap ki zaroorat hay bhai. In logon ko kaun samjhai ga
Don : Me bahut rangeeeen umm ranj me huuuuun me ye kehna chahta huuuun mere tamam bhaiyon se ke sabar ka daman mat choren aur ye keee meeeee apni party se “Resign karta hunâ€
SlickTop : Kiyaa? Ye aap kia keh rahe hain, surrey palace me tu aap ne kuch aur kaha tha
Loud clamoring ensues outside meeting room, scores of Dons workers appear crying and pleading, they all sit on the floor and wail.
Don : Achaaa mujhe sochne ka time dijiiiyee.. meri ankhen sharam se uth nahi rahiiiiin meri maon aur behnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo me wapis call karta huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
KalaCoat: Ham long march Karen ge, ham judicial bus chalain ge, Lathi goli ki sarkar nai chaley gi nai chali gi. Ham sab Karen ge siway apne kam ke.
General (retd) Mcdaddy: Me tu kehta hun jis ko jo karna hay kar le, me tu 5 sal ke liye muntakhib hua hun me kahin nahin jane walay, aur agar koi ye samajhta hay ke Pakistan ki milkiat ko khatra hay tu let me tell you, aisi koi baat nahi hay.
Phone rings again: Slicktop clicks on speaker, Kehye
Don : Me neeeee bahut socha haaay…me gham se nidhaaal hun… me ne faisla kya haaaay ke me tum sab ko last chance deta huuuuuuuuuuuuun. Koi ye na samjha ke is ke baad me apni party pe ziadti bardash karun gaaaaaaaaaa bahut ho gaya,,, bahut sun liyaaa ham sab ko kam karna hay me ne tum se kaha thaa naaaaaaaaa *starts singing again* meee neeee tum se kaha thaaaa kabhiiii wooohi haaay haaamaare labon par aaaaaaj bhi wohiiiiiii haaaay*
Slicktop : I am going to go to London and invite the U.N to investigate Shaheed Bhuttos case, and talk to Bilawal, mujhe apney chairmen ko advice karni hay, gets up and leaves
MianGanja : Me bhi agli flight se London jar aha hun, me akhri waqt tak coalition barqerar rakhne ki koshish karun ga Slicktop bhaaai rukiye…*runs after slicktop*
KalaCoat : We will now hold demonstrations in London also, wahan bhi ham ko London bar se invitation hay ham wahan udham machain ge, gets up and sets fire to the discussion table before running out screaming
General (retd) Mcdaddy : Gets up from the burning table and says “sab samjhte hain, Pakistan ki army politics karna chahti hay, I tell you agar army nai hoti tu sab barbad ho jata, I know this kyun ke me aik bahadur sipahi hun†Me dushman pe aagay se war karta hun aur mujhe ab Brussels jana hay.. hamaray asian tiger image ko promote karney ke liye.
Slicktop went to London to talk to Bilawal, his party chairmen
that was classic