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Who’s perception is this?

This is a map presented by Transparency International  based on according to them the “perception corruption index” The more corrupt countries are in shades of red while the less corrupt ones are in lighter colors of yellow and so on. Although I have no qualms with the International in TIP’s name as most of their funding is from abroad and they are a branch of the parent organization based in Germany, I do not think they are very transparent themselves. Here is why

  • What exactly is meant by “perception of corruption”? No one who lives in Pakistan can be delusional enough to  not ascertain that this countries governing institutions are on a downwards spiral in the corruption department but how is the perception of it being given a numerical value? Would someone clue the rest of us in on this magic formula that coverts the thought patterns of a countries population and attaches a number value to them based on a series of random surveys? How and why are we at no 37 or no 34 or whatever?
  • Has this Pakistan office of Transparency international published a recent audit of their own financial dealings to the general public? I ask this as according to an investigative report carried out by express tv on Luqman’s show aired on 27th october, TIP has an office with 1-2 attendants and no staff or experts to speak off. This descends further into comedy when the director of TIP Pakistan claims that they “outsource” their surveys to IBA students not trained observers to carry them out. So let me repeat, no data miners, no trained observers just 3 people who use student bodies to carry out surveys.
  • Also on the same show another revelation is made which according to the show host is a matter of public record i.e that Asad Gilani the guy heading TIP is a former employee of KPT who was “fired” from his position on “corruption charges”  Im guessing the guy was framed or something by the current government with the help of a time machine right?

The gentle men in question was interviewed as well on the same show and came across as someone who had no specific idea of what he was doing as well as extremely nervous and perhaps unaware of the implications the reports his organization is putting out have on this countries international status. I know we  still have a massive colonial chip on our shoulder  which makes us believe whatever “someone based abroad” is saying has to be the true. Can we though just open our bloody eyes for a second and call a spade a spade? Even if the spade is an unlikely one?

I think we are a corrupt country and that corruption and must be checked or else it will suck away the life from the body that is Pakistan. I also think that perhaps we should think twice before putting so much stock into an organization’s neutrality that they start considering themselves our moral overlords and tarnish our reputation in the world whenever they can based on no credible evidence of their figures or of their modus operandi.

I am an ardent supporter of Musharraf and think his years of governance were the best in this countries history or my history as a Pakistani citizen but today If I consider my life  experiences as a businessman and as a resident here I cannot distinguish how my perception of this countries corruption has changed from that government to this one. In my dealings I have found the same levels for the last 9 years..the rates however do go up according to inflation. Is that what TIP means?

No doubt it is the weakness of our leaders that allow these unchallenged organizations to play with our image abroad, but is the intellectual part of this nation so weak that they cannot stand up and ask a simple question or two as to how the said image was formed?

We cave in whenever we are accused, I think its because of our national insecurity more than facts. We do not have the gumption to stand up and check the accusers own records. Perhaps this is why we are moving so fast up the said “perception list” which if accurate would have put us at no 1 since Pakistan is blamed today for everything under the sun anyways…that is global  reality not someone warped perception based on a survey carried out from god knows what pocket of our population.

P.S Most of the world today considers muslims and Islam as a royal pain up their keester, should we then deem all followers of this religion as a sub human barbarian species? If TIP were to ever come with a “religious perception index” we would

Buddies without borders

Intuitive Technology – Ipad

I have to admit, my first experience with an Apple device of any kind was an iPhone and it was a very confusing one. I had fallen for its sleek look and even more so, when a friend told me that the Twitter app, TweetDeck could be used on it, I was clearly very impressed. I got one as soon as I could but it turned out to be clunky as hell (although with extraordinary graphics) and generally, very low battery life. I would go through a fully-charged battery in less than a day; a serious problem for a volume user like me.

However, no company hypes a product like Apple does and while on vacation in the US this year, I came across the iPad and believe you me, I was sold. The iPad was everywhere – from its leaked pictures to flashy advertisements to the Keynote and of course, the product itself. I visited three different Apple stores in hopes of buying it but finally had to order it online. I must say that this tablet, call it an in-between device or a glorified Kindle, it is hands-down the most remarkable piece of technology I have ever tried. Let me explain why.

The iPad which comes in two categories: Wi-Fi and 3G plus Wi-Fi and three different memory slots of 16, 32 or 64GBS – is a bigger, better version of the iPod, iTouch and even the iPhone. Weighing in at about 700 grams (25 ounces), its size and weight are between those of most contemporary smart phones and laptop computers. Apple released the iPad in April 2010, and sold 3 million devices in 80 days. I have honestly not even touched my laptop since I bought this device. Here are some of the myths I’ve busted so far:

Myth # 1: The Ipad cannot multitask

As far as the average user is concerned, multitasking does not involve having four or five different applications and switching between those like a mad hatter. One usually listens to music while browsing or while typing an article (such as this one which the iPad does quite beautifully!). In fact, it runs any of the native Apple apps that come with it in the background without any issues. Plus, the new OS release scheduled for next month will extend this capability to all other iPad applications. Speaking of which, the word-processor I have been using to write articles, etc was for US $ 3 at the app store, and it does everything MS Word does, and more.

Myth # 2: Typing is difficult on a touch screen

You most definitely can. In fact, the onscreen keyboard on the iPad is the same size as any mini notebook out there, so once you begin typing on the nine-inch screen, in about 10 minutes you forget you are typing on a screen, heck the touch screen is so responsive I now beckon to my packet of cigarettes by mistake on occasion instead of reaching for it. Ever felt like that?

Myth # 3: The Flash conundrum

Many forms of media available online are in the form of “Flash,” a very popular multimedia platform by Adobe (formerly Macromedia) which acts as the base player to run the code that helps animates, stream videos, etc. The iPad does not support flash, but guess what – it doesn’t need to! Because like the so many other times when Apple has innovated in the past, the market adapts to such innovations seamlessly, meaning most videos on the internet are already available in a format which the iPad recognises and plays effortlessly. Ditto for websites.

Myth # 4: Without a Wi-Fi router this is just a flat brick

Wrong again. Yes the iPad Wi-Fi version which was the first edition, needed the internet for its multitude of functions but now the Ipad has a 3G option which means you can insert your sim card in to it and unlike the iPhone, it’s designed to work worldwide. Presto! The GPRS continues to run smoothly. Oh and for those with the Wi-Fi only version (like me), you can get a USB dongle which lets you connect many phones to it (with some fiddling) to act as a modem as well.

Myth # 5: Low battery life

Yes I know, we have all been through this, Apple batteries are embedded inside the case and can fade fast, However, after using my iPad for about three months, it lasts a good two days even when used for quite a few hours each day. That is some serious battery life for a machine which does all that this one can.

Lets face it, there are other players lining up to take a swipe at the iPad, Samsung’s “Galaxy” and RIM’s “Playbook” being just two of them. But they cannot match the speed, the user-friendliness (my 2-year-old can use this) or the panache of this device where you can read books, comics (amazing 3D versions), listen to music, watch videos, word process, make spread sheets and presentations on (it has an optional TV/projector streaming kit). All this aside, there is just no replacement out there for the range and the sheer number of iPad applications available for free and paid ones that can easily be downloaded from the Apple app store. If you thought browsing was nice on the iPhone, just see what Safari can do on the iPad. My device has six newspaper apps which download the morning papers for me automatically which opens in true colors and I can easily ‘flip through the newspaper pages’.

So yes after a lifetime of being a PC user, I have finally been converted. Please note not because of how sleek and flashy this device is but for the convenience it offers.  If you have ever carried a 15.6-inch heavy laptop, you will want to buy the iPad for the mobility it offers. As far as creations in the gadget world go, this one is almost perfect.

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As published in the DAWN BLOG on 11 Oct 2010

Of smoke and mirrors

The war against terror rages on in our country, not being checked by the floods or any other form of diplomacy or military action. Where it was first concentrated in Khyber Pakhtunkhwa and areas close to our porous border with Afghanistan, it is now fought in the streets of Lahore and Islamabad with sporadic suicide bombings in public spaces and attacks on our infrastructure.

The allied forces have all but given up on mending Afghanistan, as many analysts said they would when the famous “with us or against us” point came in our history. Their strategy went from a full-blown assault on the militants to retrenchment to more troops and finally, “let’s get the hell out of here” while Pakistan is still bombarded daily by drones on suspicion of militant movement on our soil.

While our soldiers and civilians pay the price of this war , the driving force behind it is still being harvested in Afghanistan without little care for its end result. Yes, I speak of the opium crop grown in the Kandahar and Helmand province of Afghanistan which accounts  for 90 per cent of the global production and it grows under the very noses of Nato and the allied forces. Is anything being done about it? Not quite.

According to a New York Times article published this May, blight/fungus has affected a third of the poppy harvestthis year, as a result of which opium prices have soared by 50 per cent in the region. According to the Taliban, the allied forces have destroyed the crop and many farmers now agree and believe this. This is serving the militants double benefits in the form of propaganda to farmers against the allied forces of having caused this infection and a sharp increase in the sales value of the product to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars, dollars which translate into suicide vests, arms and ammunition – most of which ends up in Pakistan.

So why is it that the allied forces chose to bomb on suspicion in Pakistan via drones while the mother lode sits in their backyard? Why do they not bomb the poppy crops of Afghanistan and end the financial clout of the militants which would immediately halt their nefarious activities? Ah yes, it’s because the poor farmers depend on poppy you see, it’s a vital part of the afghan economy and we all know that protecting the afghan farmers’ interests is what it’s all about.

Pakistanis are known to be conspiracy theorists, however these are plain and undeniable facts that are available to anyone who wishes to Google them. Yet the international media is silent on the fact that poppy cultivation has actually increased by leaps and bounds. In a UN report, “Among the most striking findings in the report is a 30 per cent spike in cultivation in Kandahar, the birthplace of the Taliban movement and a province that the US-led international force is struggling to secure.”

We see stories in the media both here and abroad of our government being corrupt, our agencies being some sort of demonic forces and our army being parasites yet they all conveniently forget to mention that the root of the problem goes unchecked next door.

The  New York Times also stated that Nato and American forces have adopted a “soft-glove” approach instead of a widespread eradication of the harvest. They are now trying to convince the farmers to switch to other crops by offering financial incentives. But is it really going to work? It hasn’t for the past decade and it won’t work now.

It’s time we stopped acting like ostriches and demanded some answers as to where exactly Pakistan will stand once the western forces leave Afghanistan. It’s time that we pointed out the root of the problem, which when eliminated will drastically reduce militant funding.

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As published in the DAWN BLOG on 4th Oct 2010

Twitvey – What to eat in Karachi

Twitveys are random surveys carried out by me on twitter. They often yield pretty interesting results :)

Question : What is your favourite thing to eat in Karachi?

Answers

mosharrafzaidi

@faisalkapadia Burns Road. Bhunay huay seekh kabab. Aaa Lahore! Kithhayy??

DanQayyum

@faisalkapadia Delhi Javed Niharihttp://www.facebook.com/JavedNihari

ahsanshafik

@faisalkapadia kata kat & mutton karhai – cafe laziz – burns road :)

d0t5

@faisalkapadia Well if u like Nihari then Zahid ki Nihari-Burns Rd.; Sajji from any good shop there; Seekh/Boti Kababs, Tikka etc! *drools*

harisn

@faisalkapadia A1 Snacks or Hot n Spicy’s Chicken Garlic Mayo Rolls! :P

shobz

@faisalkapadia chaat from mehran spot yummy

madihariaz

@faisalkapadia Nihari. Burns Road. Cant name the place.

danyhasan

@faisalkapadia The karahi at pahar gunj, nazimabad?

madihariaz

@faisalkapadia The cold coffee from kaybees. Kicks Alaska Cofee from Dunkin Donuts ass.

sohailanjum

Haleem RT @faisalkapadia: This impromptou survey will end in 10 mins what is the best thing to eat in #karachi in your opinion?? #pakistan

WajihaShamim

@faisalkapadia Afghani Tikka and Fried Prawns from BBQ Tonight.

msaadkb

@faisalkapadia Meeruth Keabab house zTipu sultan road

madeehai

@faisalkapadia red apple ka kebab roll…yummy!!!

dr_imran

@faisalkapadia ghaffar ka green tikka aur kabab.

smtahd

@faisalkapadia reshmi paneer handi from kbc, saddar Chicken makni from tandoori hut, boat basin Hunterbeef burger from hanifia

discomaulvi

@faisalkapadia cafe bakra ki chaamp

So there ya go, feel free to follow these tweeple. They are as lively as their palate!!

Pk relief mission 9-update

Only three weeks earlier on our 5th Flood Relief mission to Shikarpur the OffroadPakistan stumbled across the Pediatric Ward at Civil Hospital in Shikarpur, the moment we saw the dilapidated situation it touched a nerve in practically each one of our team members and in unison decided to adopt this facility to bring it to some respectable standard of care. In the effort to draw attention to the facility and with the hope of raising funds from the international donor base, Faisal Kapadia and I recorded a plea for help, and shared it with the world highlighting the horrendous situation of the 100 or so kids stuffed in 3 rooms in miserable state.

We were confident that with our generous donors and a growing flood relief fund we could seriously contemplate on adopting this location and make an impact on the lives of these precious children. The only deterrent was a serious concern about rampant pilferage and corruption tarnishing the entire effort primarily the long distance from Karachi would prevent direct supervision in any long term sustainable way. Quite by chance during our relief mission to Shikarpur we were joned by Umair Jaffer, who had come from Islamabad in an attempt to assite in some medical relief camp in Shikarpur and Jacobabad, he happened to join our team and also happened to accompany our team to the hospital. Setting the wheels in motion upon our return to Karachi the project was spearheaded by a veteran offroader Taimur Mirza who initiated a series of detailed brainstorming sessions trying to figure out a way on how to pull this trick off, in the mean time Umair overstayed in Shikarpur and undertook a detailed evaluation to write a 10-odd page project proposal and feasibility to pitch CDRS [Comprehensive Disaster Response Services run by Todd Shea] for a new pediatric ward in the Civil Hospital seperate from the old location, Umair has been working with CDRS since the earthquake days some five years back and spoke highly of their commitment to helping alleviate the suffering in Pakistan

Umair effort to contact CDRS paid off and he was able to source a grant to acquire medical equipement for the award along with sustained support for doctors, nurses and other supporting staff for a few months onwards. We had on our part assured a strong pledge on behalf of SARelief & OffroadPakistan to the old ward with well over Rs. 10 lacs enough to revamp the existing old wards, repainting of the entire area, fixing or installing many furnishings, cleaning up the toilets enough to bring it all into some decent livable condition. Our commitment also took charge of the total setup and management of a free medical dispensary which would cater to the needs of patients in both the old and new pediatric ward that CDRS was setting up this dispensary also extended support to the Gynecological ward as we felt that both disciplines are intrinsically linked.

In the following weeks one of our active offroader Khalid Omar who was interning for a week atKarachi Relief Trust Flood relief camps in Shikarpur was instrumental in helping wading through the bureaucracy with detailed meetings with the DCO, EDO [Health] & the MS of the Hospital to take possession of a new building for Umair’s new pediatric wards and the finalization of total support in helping the OffroadPakistan team revamp the old setup which also included the setup of our medical dispensary in an adjacent empty room.

Umair was initially anxious to push for setting up a right across the old pediatric ward which was being partially used by the Nursing Ward, but in the final negotiations some government officials were hesitant on giving up the Nursing ward to this new setup and instead offered another building nearby which had been lying dormant for sometime and was now allocated to us.

As soon as we were confirmed of successful outcome fromKhalid’s negotiations with the hospital staff, Umair immediately dispatched a procurement officer to Karachi to acquire the necessary equipment to populate the two new wards under his care. We were at that time were preoccupied in a medical camp at New Jatoi, Moro where we saw over a 1000 patients in the entire day. It was purely by coincidence that we had over-estimated our medical supplies for the medical camp by quite a long margin, having taken 120 boxes of medicines valued at over Rs. 300,000 in a truck, by the end of that day despite having prescribed to over a 1000 patients we were left with 109 cartons, we immediately reasoned to not transport them back to karachi and arranged from a truck to move them to our medical dispensary in Shikarpur where they would be stocked and catalogued for necessary dispensing to the needy patients of the hospital.

To put the final touches to the entire project a team lead by Khalid Omar and Sabiha Omar have kindly volunteered to head out for 3-4 days to Shikarpur on Sunday morning to supervise the project, along with them we have also dispatched a truck load of essential furnishings that need to be put up in the hospital as well as a generous donation of 500-packs of essential female-delivery medicinal items donated by the Al-Huda foundation, which shall be stocked up a prescribed as and when needed.

Upon reaching the hospital Khalid and Sabiha have a mammoth task on their hands, firstly they would need to cajole the pediatric patients to relocated into the new pediatric ward, which has been setup but is lying vacant, the old ward will then get a serious scrub down and a new coat of paint. After which a new set of exhaust fans will be installed in the toilets and the finally the dispensary has to be setup and stocked to a working situation. They also need to hire a few people for the next three months all of whom will come under the management of CDRS who has employed a manager and a dispenser for our utilization as well

Upon their return in a few days, I believe we will be treated to a large set of pictures of the new changes in the pediatric ward, after which I can then confidently say that with the help of some very generous donors who have trusted us with their donations we might together stand and say YES we may have made a difference.

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